weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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