yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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