with your own penis?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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