Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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