saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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