i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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