My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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