i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
How external is "for external use only"?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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