How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Randomize
