I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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