i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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