Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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