I'm going to jail i love you
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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