I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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