so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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