Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The air taste purple.
Randomize