yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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