some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dick very happy bro
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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