i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
