She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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