Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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