i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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