Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
