Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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