so that wasnt chicken after all
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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