At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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