What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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