shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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