i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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