...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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