Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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