? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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