ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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