Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Is it because I queefed?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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