We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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