super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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