Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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