i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize