**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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