Your face is a jimmy john
you would pick up someone in the library
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
