Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
please don't ironically join a cult
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