We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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