so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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