We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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