Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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