Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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