Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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