You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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