I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
