the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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