It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
