i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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