she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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