Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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